INDEPENDENCE DAY on Independence Day!

This Independence Day, why bother with fireworks outside when you can hang out *inside* and watch famous American landmarks get blown up? In a fit of insane literalness, Master Pancake Theater will be mocking INDEPENDENCE DAY this Independence Day (as well as the day after, the oft-neglected July 5 holiday). Once again you'll be able to enjoy seeing the White House, the Empire State Building, and just about everything else in the United States.

Having those explosions back up on the big screen is cause to celebrate enough, but even better, the boys of Master Pancake will be there to help make sure you understand exactly how ridiculous the movie is. I know, you thought it was the next CITIZEN KANE. Unfortunately, the whole thing is just an advertisement for an Apple Powerbook.

Grab tickets to this weekend's showings of INDEPENDENCE DAY at the Ritz right here, and bring your love for Jeff Goldblum with you to the theater.

"I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass."
- Captain Steven Hiller